I like the idea of you trying to give "Pong" a story. It certainly is something unexpected. It probably could have been funnier. I really didn't get it with the whole giant heart thing. I guess it was a metaphor for sex? It just seemed pretty weirdly put together.
Neither of those guys ever got a score. Well, we did see someone score here, lol. It's quite authentic to Pong. I got mostly what I expected. It's basic, but not bad.