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I propose the following:

1. We need to enforce a new rule that forbids the use of our forums for launching large group spam attacks on the portal, except Clock day when granted permission by Newgrounds.

2. We need to write a formal apology for what we did, and for our members who acted so rudely on the NG BBS.

3. We should ban anyone who acts out in ways on the NG BBS that would have a negative impact on the standing of the Clockcrew with Newgrounds. I'm not saying they'd have to kiss the NG admin's asses other anything, but maybe people should think twice about what they say before starting an incident. Just because it's the internet does not absolve one from acting like a civilized person. And if Wade or any other NG admin is acting like a douche that doesn't mean you should bring yourself down to their level. Be better than a human being, be a Clock.

4. Perform gratuitous and enthousiastic fellatio on Tom and Wade's Magnificent penii until we are forgiven, 'cause that's just the kind of guys we are.

5. Duck.fla and Camels.

6. ???

7. Profit!

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I don't know why

But for some reason that cracked me up. I think it's the expression on that guys face. I know it's a crap flash, I've seen better from you. But you get points for humor.



flash movie: crap. rule sheet: crap. your account name: crap.


The plural of "penis" is penes or penises, not penii. Thanks.

ArchonClock responds:

Your knowledge of penii is staggering.

doesnt this count as spam

well doesnt it but i agree with the rules

ArchonClock responds:


The comments were very funny

They made me look forward to the movie which was disappointing concidering what you could have done with it.

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