This wasn't bad. I think the main problem is that you don't seem to have a good vocal range. You might be too close to the microphone. I do think the animation is good. I think it works well for the tone. A lot of it just wasn't funny.
The funniest thing is the title. Yeah, and now it's 2015. Wow, long time since this was reviewed. I knew he'd be eaten by a shark at the end. Not great, but just fine.