Having trouble finding that Valentine that tells that special someone, friend, or family member how you feel? Then let me do all the talking for you.
Every year I see the same crappy valentines in the store and I say, "Dammit, I could do way better." So this year I finally decided to do it, based on the soul premise I could promote my webtoon, "The Brass Seal." But to keep it fun for those of you who don't know of my toon, or think my cartoon blows, I have some other 'tines to tide you over. See the outlook of love from;

-Hulk Hogan
-President Taft
-Bad Dudes
-Double Dragon
-Super Mario
-The Deathstar
-Transformers
-Doc Brown
-Cat Man, Lethal Track
-Captain Lou Albano (as Mario)
-And some PSA's from The Brass Seal cast

The .swf is a bit large, but that was to include the beautiful music of Winterwind-NS and his composition, "Butterfly Voice in E major". An amazing complement to my toilet humor sclock.

You're never too old to send a Valentine, especially since I did all the friggin' work for you. Send these out to your friends and I can assure you, you'll get more ass and have more cash than the Space Pope! Happy Valentines Day.

EDIT-Sorry first 30 people who saw this. My loader text wasn't working right. Probably that comment I made about the Space Pope.