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Jim and Pals Shorts: Ep 5

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Well, here's the 5th installment of my Jim and Pals Shorts series. The full name is Jim and Pals Shorts Ep. 5: Portal Mishaps. Like I say in all of these, they're not meant to be groundbreaking animation wise, I just hope they make you chuckle. Enjoy.

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awsome

what more can I say

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

xD he tryd to destroy teh radio but then a otehr respawd rolf :P

YAY!

THAT GAME WAS GENIUS! I LOVE PORTAL!

LOLLOLLLOOKLOLOLOLOLOILO wait now im lost

awsomeness rating
WTF?!?
im gonne freakin kill u
stupid
barf
bit bad
netural
pretty good
sweet
candyez!
[wait why di... NO TIME FOR THAT!!! WE NEED TO LOOKZ AT EPIC METER!!! SO STFU
awsome
awsomez
I LUV THIS!!
MAJOR AWSOMNESS
[warning you have broken the meter and have gotten a higher rating... higher than major awsomness]

EPIC LOL <---- you are here

Portal

Portal/Orange Box are freakin awesome

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

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Uploaded
Jan 29, 2008
5:31 PM EST
Genre
Comedy - Parody
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  • Daily 4th Place January 30, 2008