Hm.... I didn't liked it... sadly.
I totally think your slogan is better, drink it with your face is lame.
I dont drink water cause I hate the taste, and umm... well I can't like hitler, because I am Jewish. So yeah the slogan could have been, water, if it aged like alcholhol, we'd all be wasted, literally. And if you didn't sqeeze in the literally, you could put in especially the irish, but dont use any of that because I am greedy(again I am Jewish) and also part Irish.
Funny...but flammable water??
I liked Explosm's slogan better :D