***Grammar*** Fixed the grammar error! I hope everyone is as excited as I am about it... :|. Should be all set once the new file has been approved. (thnx for pointing it out, I would have never noticed)

--Update 2.7-- Just wanted to thank everyone so far for all your excellent votes and words of encouragement. I really never expected this much feed back. Thnx NG and Thnx everyone for watching!

--Update-- Front page?!?! Double U - TEE - EFF / Oh Em Gee!! It's my third submission and first time on the front page.(if you couldn't tell) I'm at work right now and saw it! Made my work day full of office cubiclisious gloating! Thank you kindly!

This joke is a classic. And if you haven't heard it then you don't know what Halloween means! How Dare you!