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Ghostmas in December

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"Damn it's an ogre!"
"Quiet Eredor we don't want the brute to kill us."
"Sorry Derthor...well are we gonna kill it?"
"Fine but I get the teeth"
"Why do you want the teeth?"
"Alchemy... it's valuable for alchemy"
"Riiiight"
"All right I'll sneak up and cut its neck if it lives then shoot it with your bow poison the arrow."
"Sure I'll stay back and shoot while you go kill yourself!" I snuck up on the Ogre and cut its throat surprisingly it turned around and punched me in the throat. The Ogre from the front was really ugly its crooked teeth seemed ready to tear my flesh, his dark beady eyes were filled with hatred and murder, his thick and tough skin seemed impenetrable, the pure bulk of its massive and powerful arms and legs was horrible nothing seamed enough to stop it, The Blubber at its stomach was revoltingly pushing out 6 inches. Then finally its feet were sandaled and the crotch was covered by a lion cloth.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WATCH THIS MOVIE TO FIND OUT!

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this flash...

was the answer to all the burning questions raised after reading the amazing author's comments tale. i didn't think you could pull that off in ine small flash, but you did.

Mech-Shadow responds:

Aw, thanks! You make me feel all sunny inside.

why?

listen "bud" if you wanna soil the good name of blockhead and all who worship him he will come in your sleep and burn all the flowers on you're forehead!!! this is a murder of the good name blockhead.
He will get revenge, he'll put scorpions in your sandwich and tongs in you're book!! he will not stand for this!!

Mech-Shadow responds:

We're fans of Blockhead, you stupid douche! I WILL FIND YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOUTH FOR POSTING SUCH A HATEFUL REVIEW

Thank you

This touching cartoon helped me through a very difficult time in my life.

Mech-Shadow responds:

LOL touching

WHOOO!

AWESOME!

Mech-Shadow responds:

SEXY, TOO!

Nice.

Quality work here. A hilarious Blockhead parody. (Notice my review did not contain the sentence, "What the hell is this?!")

Mech-Shadow responds:

SEXTASTICAL SEX!