I am from the year Three-Thousand. I am a human named Jake Rodriguez. I have three friends. They are an alien named Jacox-Vangu-Akielaniaj. We just call him Crunch. My other friend is a mutant named Sebastian. His mutation is his intelligence and strength capacity. He could theoretically be a god. Oh wait... one other thing. I have another friend. She is normal human with pets. Lots of pets that fight in an amazing way. I wear year three-thousand clothes. Crunch is an alien wearing his own uniform. His uniform is a blue suit of armor. He looks like a bi-pedal salamander colored blue. The armor is a helmet that coats his head in blue syntho-polymer with the toughness of titanium reinforced steel. The skin is coated by chain linked steel polymer threads. A vest is a shield protector on his body. He wears greaves; metal pants that house tiny robotic spiders that enjoy eating skin. Sebastian is a Russian smart aleck wearing a leather vest. He wears jeans and uses sunglasses. He looks like a body builder but with short trimmed hair. He also carries a metal staff topped with a steel wolf skull. His pasty skin brings his stunning ice blue eyes to attention. Kathe is my girlfriend with all the pets. She wears her own normal year 2008 clothing. She is a time travel obsessed beautiful girl. She has deep green eyes and blonde hair that goes down to the ground. She can stop all men in a room with a glance. Her pets fly in on her whim and... she has powers. She can create plants and make them do her bidding. Then there's me. I wear: A T-Shirt, a pair of jeans, and a shotgun and sniper rifle.

This is chapter two of our adventures: "When in Rome, Get Drunk".