I mean the game itselfw as decent. Its the side comments you made that really made my day. "If only i could draw explosions," and "Avoid bombs, even if they come out of a squished boeing 747." I was gonna say, that a passenger air liner dropping bombs at a small motor boat.
If you want to improve it, add a small graphic of the man drowning in the water or getting eaten by a shark. I mean, i wondered what the man did when he fell in the water. Because most people can swim, ya know? Maybe it wasn't water, but instead, another sky, and the guy kept falling.
Ehh, im pushing it.