Incredible amounts of nub.

For anyone that happens to come across this page, here's a list of reasons why you'll probably not make it through this flash.

Sticks.
No tweens but instead poor fbf.
That really annoying multi-coloured paint brush text no one can read.
No plot.
Poor, nearly incomprehensible voices.
Broken preloader.

It's obviously one of your first flashes so points for trying. And yeah I'm only reviewing this because nobody else has.