Graphics: You can't draw that well, and you obviously used as little motion as possible to hide your non-skills (as evidenced by pac-man gaining the ability to fly when he got shot).
Style: No, just no, everything in this has been done before, you get a one because I haven't seen a retarded floating television that shows crappy photoshop pictures before.
Sound: It sounded like you recorded this on a cell phone.
Violence: 4 for tiny red dots.
Interactivity: This made me bleed from my newly lacerated eyeballs, that's audience participation.
Humor: These jokes are old, they stopped being funny 1 or 2 months after each of these things happened, and they are all over a year old.
Aren't you the kid who pretends to be your dad, and hated on my flash global warming caveman, and kept emailing me? I fart in your general direction. You obviously have a dislike for my stuff, so why review it. I guess I'll take my non art skills to the sites that are showcasing them like mortystw.com/meangreen3 and revamptv.com where I have my own sections. Can't wait to see what you're capable of submitting other than reviews of flash you disagree with.