Impeccable fighting game, especially for 2001. Not only did it function pretty well combat wise, but there were a variety of combos to try out and instruction on how to use them in the training menu. The levels weren't too long, so even though they were the same enemy until the boss, it wasn't too repetitive, and on top of that each fight has the opportunity to be unique since their move set has quite a few attacks.
The story was the most lacking part of the game, I think you were trying to be funny in the dialogue to appeal to Newgrounds a little more, but it wasn't really necessary, a better story would do wonders for this game being as it is now, it's pretty generic.