Any game I can cheat my ass off on...
Is a perfect game. :)
Here's how you do it. On Easy mode (dunno if it works on the other modes), you have a "helper" paddle under your main paddle. The ball collides with the underside of the main paddle as readily as it does with the top of it.
Wedge that sucker between your helper and main to bounce it like hell, and then when it gets out, as long as it dosen't bounce out under the main paddle but away from the helper, it'll go soaring off at an oblique angle the computer coulden't possibly track and hit in time.
But that's not the best part.
You can get that sucker wedged between helper, main, and wall, such that it bounces like a machine gun going off, and racks you up MAD POINTS...
Not really a useful cheat, but fun. :) I just hit 5K points while typing this.