Uh, what does any of this have to do with a haircut? I guess it was still quite funny. The best part is probably how he confesses to how it was all an attempt to get him to be raped at the end. That really does add up. The animation could be better. Well, I guess it isn't meant to be that great.
This did make sense. I'd never want to eat shit. It's hard to make that dignified in any way. Where is this taking place in? A library?