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The Price is LOL

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http://forums.thepriceisl ol.com

This Flash is dedicated to a very special man, who was known throughout the land for his masturbatory prowess. According to legend, he was even able to extract happy juice from a long-deceased goat. It is with this tradition in mind that we, the posters of thepriceislol.com try to recreate this feat every day.

To this day, we have masturbated exactly 23,097 dead goats, with no effect. Today however, will be different. Today, you will be the dead goat. So shut up and smile.

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Xanthans for president

Love this. Nothing more to say.

Fragmentation Death

Interesting, and hilariously wrong, interpretation of history with a steaming pile of random-ass shit dumped on top... with a cherry. This would have been funnier if it wasn't so utterly fragmented, and just when i thought it would get good with Satan killing everybody, the story ends and the meaningless string of random elements come into play, banishing my hopes of seeing what could have been a pretty good flash.

LordXanthus responds:

lulz ur revue has 666 in it dood

Epic?

EPIC!CouldĀ“ve been better though.And more crazy, nutty etc...

Now, do i get a cookie?

LordXanthus responds:

Here's your cookie. Do you like your cookie? I bet you do. Would you like some milk with that? Here, have a nice, tall glass of ice cold milk. Can't have cookies without milk.

Made of LOL and win.

This was awesome. The l33t Crew dude with the crowbar sealed the deal, too. And the music on the replay button is fscking awesome. Enjoy your well-earned internets, good sir.

LordXanthus responds:

www.thepriceislol.com Ask for Xer0. He can tell you everything you need to know about crowbars. ^__________^

YES! EPIC!

HOOOOOLY SHIT XANTHUS, FUCKING OBEY REPLY!?!?! YES!!!!

LordXanthus responds:

OBEY

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Mar 16, 2007
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