James blond will return!
...but when?!?
It's the first mission of deluded secret agent 006.9, James Blond. (What's that? Who's 007? I don't know what you're talking about, this isn't a rip-off...)
Ahem. I'll start again. It's the first mission of deluded secret agent 006.9, James Blond. Will he succeed in blowing up a random base full of foreign guards with bowel problems? Uh... the answer is yes, but don't let that spoil the fun! -cough-
James blond will return!
...but when?!?