Terrible

Just like your random review for a camera, this just smacks of absolutely no effort. You clearly just found a review for Ikaruga online somewhere and pasted it into a text to speech program, and threw up a gameplay video of Ikaruga. Your entries are not in any way funny or interesting, and the sheer number of them shows that you care very little about putting effort into them. It beggars belief that so many of them pass the Judgement stage at all, if this entry is any indication of your overall style.

So, how did it rank?

Although the name is Ikaruga Review, I couldn't understand a word of the review that was being given. Also, as a video review goes, it wasn't very interesting. I found myself trying more to listen, partially due to the bad text to speech voice and partially due to the fact that nothing of interest was going on visually. I would recommend adding more animation and just more to your movie before sending it to **THIS SITE.

Hahaha, FatBadger = 1337357 Weeaboo Ever.

Keep making more Japanesque stuff because it's the awesomeness!!! Where do you get all those random voices and anime scenes and weird ass commercials and whack songs anyway?!?!?! Keep up the good work and don't listen to those other guys who can't appreciate an exquisite taste and a unique style.

An exception to the rule

I have come to terms with the fact that anything named "badger" is crap, and despite it's continued resistance to termination while its under judgement, I will continue to vote as I see fit.

That being said, this is a welcomed chance from the moronic and misleading crap that is usually stamped if the logo "badger:" though the title of the flash says "Ikaruga Review," I was surprised to see that the flash was centered around the Review of Ikaruga.

I know, I was shocked, too.

So, I listened through the whole thing. As reviews go, I realize that they are mostly opinionated and heavily deal with someone's preferences. Seeing as how the Star Syndicate is not the first that comes to mind when I think "games," I'd take their review with a bit of salt.

Despite that, the review was informative and went through the ups and downs of the game, without giving up too much of the plotline, including little hints and tidbits to help you out. Accompanied with a movie of what appeared to be the full first level of the game was pretty much a dose of ugly. The sound quality was terrible too, as with all of the Microsoft Sam-like voices.

I gave you a 2/5. You should be happy though: that's alot better than what you usually get out of me.

What is your problem?

.... I just don't understand. Maybe you can explain it to me. Do you really find this badger crap fun? Do you enjoy misleading people only to get blammed? Are you insane maybe?