Sorry, I can't play basketball right now...
I have to go and rapidly devour my hairy urethra.
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Run out of excuses for whatever reason? Then use this generator i made to help you out.
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hahaha
Im sorry i cant do that right now i have to clearly incinerate my odd lawyer... Hahaha so funny dude, cool generator
Nice!
To bad its stolen.
Sorry but i cant do (insert task here) right now
i have to rapidly destroy my handsome chimes
Pretty funny combos
I really like this game. its an interesting little gadget, and alot of the combos made me crack a grin. especialy "Deliberately praise my hairy peanut" and "gently pound my bent doll". These excuses are sure great for a laugh but i don't think i'll be using them in real life any time soon.
Great job, Fivened!
