Graphics have that cute vibe. Gameplay is stalled by Slowdown. You need to remove that lag right away. With more work and polish this flash could be improved.

This was made on 6/30/06, and I am only the eleventh person to review it.

(( lol this was cute ))

~~REVIEW~~
a cute little game with some nice and smooth graphics, it did seem abit "LAGGY" though that could be due to the large screen, but besides that it was a fun game, keep up the good work.

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
Try and lesson the lagyness.

~~OVERALL~~
A fun cute game abit slow.

~X~

What to say...

Hmmm, yeah. I'd think really carefully before saying "we worked our butts off for this" if I was you. Also, what does it say about you when you invite players to visit your website and all they get is a page saying "this domain has expired"?

For the most part I agree with the previous reviewers. A few things that I found lacking in it:

* Adequate instructions. Sure, it tells you how to move and shoot but that's about it. No explanations of what everything is or the like.
* Story (what story? I clicked on what I thought was the Story button and got the aforementioned blank page).
* User-friendly gameplay. I, too, encountered sluggishness and, after buying 3 or more speed upgrades, only noticed a slight improvement. Other upgrades did not seem to make much difference.

To be honest I don't think I care much for the theme - basically a crudely drawn penis with legs flying around "shooting" at stuff. Others have done this genitally/sexually themed stuff better.

wow

um ya, I went from really slow to kind of slow. ;_; sorry I had no patience to play past round 6. Cute game, but a bit slow on the upgrading and game play for my tastes. The movement just took forever to go from one end to another end, from up to down.

And to be honest, I had no idea what those little critters I kept shooting did, but it didnt seem like it was a good thing. You should explain a bit more in the instructions on what to shoot/not to shoot. Im sure you could shoot all of them, but all the signs were unreadable. so I had no idea if I did a good thing or bad thing. It took me a few minutes to realize I could shoot the cloud things too or whats going on with the bars and gauges. Instructions are too simplistic for the game, it needs a bit more explaining.

Other than that, its a cute game.

Cute :)

It's said that 90 percent of everything is crap and Newgrounds is no exception. Matter of fact, I'd push that number up to 95 percent so congratulations on making it into the precious 5 percent of flash productions that actually has a point! Yes, the animation is simple, but I can see that's what you had intended from the beginning. It would have been really easy to stick that motion tween command but I think it would have cheapened it for what you were trying to do. Also, THANK YOU FOR MAKING A STORY! Beginning. Middle. End! Yes, it's the classic girl meets boy story, but it's a refreshing change from all of the dumb fighting stickmen and cliched rpg flashes that seem to be all the rage. Good job with this and please DO keep making more flash! You've got the talent and more importantly style.