Upgrade Your Account!

Hey! To start this decade right, we believe Newgrounds should be ad-free for EVERYONE. For this to work, we need people who have the means to become paying supporters. For just $3 per month or $25 for the year, you can help this happen and get some nice perks!

For the month of January we have disabled ads on all E-M content. We need 187 people to reach our January goal of 3,000 active supporters. If we hit that, we'll continue with a new goal in February!

Please check out our Supporter Upgrade and consider coming aboard!

The StarCraft Reporter

Share Collapse

Author Comments

EDIT - StarCraft II is finally coming... :D
EDIT - I'd like to make a note about the religious Zealot scene, I didn't really want to put anyone down and I regret making the scene the way it is, but really the point I was trying to make is what Nigel mentions, "Here we can see how highly religious the Protoss are," I mean it to be all in fun, with no bad intentions!

Hello, Newgrounds!
We are proud to present a goofy parody of StarCraft that may/may not have a point that took entirely too long to make. The field reporter Nigel Bisonburger gives us the scoop on the universe of StarCraft.

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Newgrounds accounts are free and registered users see fewer ads!

I feel bad for not knowing more about this game. I am familiar with the term “Zerg Rush”. This was quite funny. I guess it would be better if I was a fan of the series. The voices were fairly nice. The mike says “Awesome News”.

I think the animation could be better. I think it’s a little too goofy. I know, a weird statement, but it wasn’t very organized. The best part was probably him working on the large structure. The drug jokes were pretty good.

Old but gold, also i like your dota 2 reporter movies

Hilarious at its best

i find it quite impressive, regarding to the voice acting and the sense of humor in it, as well as the SC2 reporter, great work on making those flash :) looking forward for more of them

toy story?!

Empore zurg: Destroy BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!