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PhotoReading Infomercial

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If you've ever seen this informercial or any like it, I think this will be funny as hell. These idiots are so damn fake. The 'interviewer' are on the promoter's dick so hard it's sick.
Whenever the guy is showing off how fast he is, he almost orgasms...

One thing to clear up, if you can't hear it, the book he's reading is the Bible (not a religious thing, just a book almost everyone has heard of, a pathetic attempt of mine at comedy)


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I can understand the need to make fun, but there really wasn't a whole lot of fun made. So infomercials are dumb and a way for people to market to every ignorant redneck with a credit card and bad short-term memory......so what. All I can say is, " Don't buy the shit and change the station to watch another on colored car wax."

You got nothing to lose! Except your money

I thought it was pretty good. The humor came from the blatant faking by the 2 "non-actors"


You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 2.42!

Where do you coem up with this shit? It's really original! I love it. LOL, no one has heard of the Bible.

Photo Reading-A Pot Of Crap.

That was good. The blonde haired guy reminded me of a jacka-i mean DONKEY! (heh) Funny how he never heard of The Bible. Keep up the good work.

Very funny.

But you know what you forgot?

What did I forget, Jim?

You forgot the obligatory guy with an English and/or Australian accent! Because, as I'm sure you know, people with English and/or Aussie accents are up to 54% more believable than ordinary Americans. If YOU want to be more believable, if YOU want to get everything you ever wanted, just call now (right now, before you have a chance to think about it,) and order my program, and soon YOU can have an English and/or Australian accent of your very own. Here's how...

Yeah, you gotta love infomercials. The dregs of television programming, makin' lots of suckers out of girls and boys every night.


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3.02 / 5.00

Aug 25, 2001
9:39 AM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 26, 2001