Sorry Brian, it’s just not doing it today. On a side note I still have no clue what a fricking Banana has to do with Peanut Butter and Jelly. (Also why all the hate?)

Kick ass!

this promised Brian griffin, i received i am proud, as a great man once said in a noble speech "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln
November 19, 1863

of course the war we speak of today is far greater than any war that hit america, united kingdom or this planet even. this war for Brian griffin was a long and incredibly difficult one, many lives were lost but it has ended in triumphant glory as we won man's best friend back.
in other words thank you all for staying devoted through the hard times. Because of you all the citizens of planet earth have been given the wonderful gift of Brian griffin.

and with this we are going to show you of the new generation what the memes of the past were like!!!

And now to introduce this to another new generation!