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The Alphabet Song

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It's a very special song about a very special alphabet, in very special anamorphic widescreen.

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When I was younger I didn't quite get how fucked up this is. I knew it was wrong but I didn't know why.

Still love it though, just don't let your kids watch stuff without checking it first.

Hilarious.

Oooh, I see why this was in Alex Traynor's favorites. I'm reminded of the demotivator that shows a picture of a terrifying dirty white anonymous van with "free candy" painted in sloppy letters on the side, and the caption "trust: with out it, you'll never get any free candy". This guy must be the driver of that van. Yikes. It's a wonder anyone in the world is allowed to teach or tutor kids, just on the off chance he'll be this guy.

Also, I've never seen a "replay" button do that before. I don't normally hit it but did based on some of the comments below.

So be sure to hit the replay button at the end. And if you leave a comment yourself, pass it on.

this should be the tenage alphabet song versoin