I remember back when people used phone books. I think this may in fact be the most epic credits gag in the history of fiction. At least you didn't technically lie to us in the author comments. Well, I doubt you spent 7 grand on it. I also doubt it took two years to make. That music's pretty good.
I wish I was one of the people in the credits. Then again, I don't even know where you live. I think this set a record for shortest movie ever made in relation to credits. You should call "Guinness World Records"! It certainly works percentage wise.