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Recently, while visiting Washington DC, I took a tour of the White House. I left the safety of my tour group to use the little boys room and promptly got lost. What I stumbled upon both shocked and horrified me. Bush and Cheney in a brutal and bloody battle for control of the universe. The Texas Chain Saw President is as close to what I actually saw as I can recall.