I finally realized how much I needed to do another Random Short after my last submission.
Apparently everyone likes this more, but I like them both equally.
I hope you all enjoy this.
Important Notice: this is not a commercial for geico.
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I thank you all for all the feedback and I'm going to continue answering as many reviews as possible, I only wish that the portal went more on review points than blam points. Then I'd be a little green bar.
Thanks again everyone.