Amusingly bad. But in a good way
Watchable, but i couldnt get over the "Achtung" you wrote on the sign. I speak Russian, and im confused as to why so many people relate Russia to Germany - theyre completely different. They were sworn enemies with opposing ideologies in world war two and bombed the crap out of each other, Russia is NOT germany!
In your defence, Maybe this Soviet base is located in the soviet part of Berlin during the cold war, I dont know. Also, I heard a Russian soldier shout "Fuego!" (spanish word for 'fire!' when the rocket went off) hahaha - was he like a soviet cuban or something? lol
Otherwise it was comical to watch, story was alright. Could have had some sort of closure at the end, like Bond returning to M16 base and giving a dry, corny one liner to "M" while sipping a Martini or shagging Eva Green on a boat.