The other storyline
After his "Dehibernation", John Mehmawc (Who had to sacrifice the K in his name to live) goes back to Mr. Flebergetzky who assaigns him a mission to find Michael GaspItsThor, a sniper. After that he must find Tom Smith who will give him info on some guy named Mr. Wangbanger. Mehmawc goes out into the desert (Which is nowhere NEAR NYC) and kills all the guards with the Paralyzedinfinger virus. He frees GaspItsThor and magically gives him a Dragonuv SVD. To be continued (My that was short)