Your so freaking gross.
This was supposed to be about the zoo!
Author Comments
This is a short animation I made. I enjoy reviews, so don't be afraid to write lots of them.
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Roffl, this one is abit freaky with its style of humor, seems abit short, could use for some more scenes, with the same style of humor to make for a better outcome, funny stuff just could be abit longer...
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AntiThinker presents: An Angry but Honest Review.
I got an idea. Let's see if it works. If it doesn't work, well then hot damn, I'll sit down, stick my thumb up my ass and shut the fuck up, but first, I've some words to have said. Here are some words:
I saw this cartoon about five minutes ago, and here are some thoughts for you to enjoy or dispise. This cartoon was not a cartoon. No, it was you, a theif, stealing images off of google search of famous people, and tracing them in Flash. Add stolen images of long forgotten television somebody's, plus some incredibly annoying midi music, and what do you got? A three minute long monkey shit joke. Bravo good sir, you dumbed me down a bit. Not only do I feel stupider, but I feel emotionally drained and I am clicking out of Newgrounds for the night after this review. This cartoon was just fucking retarded, half-assed while being made, and not that funny at all. Cartoons like these amaze me that they get past the blam stage. Once again, I'd like to point out that this is not a cartoon. This is theivery at its laziest.
Still, I'll be fair, you can improve. This shitty cartoon is not the end of the world. So in retort of all this dickhole nonsense I spew, I offer advice: Draw with your mouse, and do not trace. If this doesnt work for you, draw with the line tool, and start over with stick animations. Then move to animating with the paintbrush tool. In no time, you'll be outdoing such greats as Adam Phillips or Dan Paladin. But tracing is stealing, and stealing will not make you great. God, I sound like such a fag right now, but I am trying to be a nice helpful gnome. I am trying to make your videos not so shitty. Okay, now for a mean comment.
But wait, AntiThinker still has some words to have said:
Reading through your review responses, I've gained the idea that you are some 19 year old college student with a low self esteem, lots of acne, a pair of glasses and no friends. Your primary goal in life is justifying what shit you make by degrading down those who dislike your shit. So what if half your reviewers reviewed your cartoon, or lazy theivery, and said it sucked. It does suck. Just because they (and myself included as of now) don't have any animations on the portal, does not mean this video doesn't suck. Just because I am 15, along with alot of the people who reviewed this, still doesn't mean this video does not suck.
Sir, you are quite the ass-raping chicken fuck. What can I say? You are a dick. A dirty, mean, scum sucking dick. But hey, I just gave you an honest review, if you think this is unhelpful, you will only prove that I effectively made a point here :)
PS: I am generally such a nice person. Mean people make for mean AntiThinkers though.
hthedinga responds:
"This is theivery at its laziest."
No, no it's not. Yes I "traced" four people's faces and a monkey. I'm decent at drawing in real life, but don't have the time to draw in flash using a mouse.
It amazes me that people are able to be so harsh in their reviewing, pretend to know everything and take all there is to take into consideration. This could be elaborated on almost indefinately, but the short way of putting it is that you know next to nothing about me, how this flash came to be, why I submitted it, etc. yet you judge it like you do know these things.
Why do some people feel the need to throw around words and phrases incorrectly? Here's one: "Add stolen images of long forgotten television somebody's..." Fred Durst? Bernie Mac?
Congrats on making yourself feel better by reviewing this. Your emphasis on tracing is completely ridiculous. While you're at it you might as well review commerical jingles for their musical integrity.
Way to do some "research" on me. I don't care enough to do that to you, but you're completely wrong about me as are you in reviewing my flash work like that. Think outside the box. You're younger and haven't submitted anything. Yes, that does take away from the strength of your review. It's not that I'm mean to people who don't like what I make, because most of what I've made is worthless, but idiots like yourself should just take a step back and realize what they're doing. How valuable is what you're saying? What good/bad are you doing?
If you wanted to make my "videos not so shitty" you would buy me a electronic writing tool, days of spare time, and most importantly the ability to care about what worthless, immature assholes like yourself think.
okay
Very interesting looking graphics, I love the music. That was so funny when that monkey shitted on that dude's head. And then they threw the shit at fred durst's face. And then Fred fell to the floor. haha this was great. please make more.
I laughed out loud
i don't care what these people say i thought it was funny as hell