00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

CMGrouch just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

The Monty Python Songs

Share Collapse

Author Comments

Enjoy.
anyone who wants the mp3 of any of the songs just email me


UPDATE: anyone who wants any of the tracks from this soundboard can go to http://www.tvthemetunes.
net
all of them are there becuase thats where i got mine

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

I liked the Galaxy song the best. Its good for when you're depressed.

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

Great job it was awsome.

The only reason graphics and violence r 0s is because there was'nt any graphics except for picture on front thing. But otherwise good job songs were reli funny.

gona say a long thing of my favoit song

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...

Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!!

I love Monty Python

If you sound was better I would give it a better score but it was enjoyable..do an animation with the Knights of the Round Table that is perfect... keep it up

Monty Python = Gods

I agree with the dude who wrote before me, monty python have to be the funniest people on this planet. I mean...the fish slapping sketch...who can beat that??!!

GallagherProductions responds:

noone i know of

everyone should get together who likes monty pyton and make a tribute animation. it can be in the sytle they used in the show.
Email me if you want to take part. at thomas_gallagher7@hotmail.com

Credits & Info

Views
10,285
Faves:
11
Votes
34
Score
3.31 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 7, 2005
6:19 PM EDT