The Performance Artist

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No other field of human activity is more full of bullshit than the art world, especially the elite "avant guarde" performance art
category. This is my take on the subject.

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No offense...

The whole thing was kinda boring. I mean, I don't only watch action flashes, but I just felt that the voice could put me to sleep in a matter of minutes. It's like one of my lame ass english teachers talking about John Stienbeck's The Pearl. BORING. What was good was the artwork and the way the flash was put together. I did like the interesting things you did with the artist, but the voice acting for "assistant" was still the same voice, and if it wasn't, it sounded like you just with a slightly higher voice. I'm just sayin.

All in all, it was a mildly entertaining waste of my life, and I shalt not remember it in years to come.

Nice work

wow this was very good, awsome art good style and very nice detail good stuff right from the start, i would love to see more like this

its perfect

Awsome flash right from the start


Oh wow

You cannot possibly comprehend how much I love this.
Don't even try.

Great work.

The review before mine ruined it for me (don't do that, man...), but this is still a great piece of satire. I really liked the skewering of the pretentious bullshit rhetoric these morons use, almost as much as the accurate parallel of their "art" to exactly what it is. It's people like this that make real artists cringe.


his mom said his shit was art, so , as he grew, he perceived all art as shit and vice versa

ha another corny joke made hilarious

gooood work

Credits & Info

4.11 / 5.00

Jan 1, 2005
5:13 PM EST
Comedy - Original
  • Daily Feature January 2, 2005