((( OK )))
The trperiter at the start was a nice touch heh, i like how you had audio it it, but the overall design and look to it was not pleasing to the eyes, but as for the tutorial, it was helpful somewhat so notbad...
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Author Comments
Note: This is not a real Flash tutorial. It is a kind of humoristic attempt to get rid of some of my aggression towards people who submit trash on Newgrounds just to annoy everybody else.
Also, this is my first flash movie, so I would love getting some reviews. It's always good getting to know what one can do better.
Vote fairly, but please watch it first.
Well nachozS
I understand the god damn irony but this just sucked, this is worse than getting a beating from 12 elephants carrying spiked clubs......on a monday!!!!!!
olaftheblue responds:
Yeah, I have to agree with you. Naturally I don't agree that it sucks - if I did, I wouldn't have made it. But this IS my first movie ever, and it is impossible to please everybody with one movie - especially on the first attempt. So, what some people love, others hate.
Naturally, you would have done me a great favour if you had told me _what_ about the movie sucked, so I could try doing that part different next time, instead of just making me aware that there are people who think the movie sucks (I already know that from the score, as it has gotten its share of zeroes and ones). But thank you for reviewing anyway. Hopefully, the next whatever I make won't suck this bad (it won't be for a while, though, as my trial period runs out in a couple of weeks, I won't be home those weeks, and I can't afford Flash right now).
Good
Very clever flash. It does describe lots of the movies submitted.
Whoever gave it a bad score doesnt understant irony!
3/5
olaftheblue responds:
Well, there are other reasons to give this movie bad scores than lack of irony, too. E.g. that the movie has way too much text in it. I wish more of the people who gives it bad scores would review it, though - I'm so terribly new with this, so I don't mind getting low scores, but I would love to know WHY some people give me low scores, as that is the feedback I need to learn how to make good movies.
But naturally I don't mind you giving me good scores either. :-) Thank you very much!
Clever
Heh clever adn witty! Not bad for yorue first flash and it will help a load of people! Bleh my tutorial got blammed but this one will make it through!
olaftheblue responds:
Thank you very much! Heh, I really hope that it doesn't "help" too many, but naturally I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person laughing at my own jokes. :-)
hmm...
You forgot 2 things, 'great' movies for some reason almost always also have either badly drawn blood or cocks, but besides that interesting parody, even if it's a little text heavy.
olaftheblue responds:
Thank you. Yeah... I was thinking about adding lots and lots of blood to it. But at the same time I like the effect of Garland entering the battle, the screen going black and then everything is over in a matter of seconds and there is no blood and he's not affected or hurt from the battle in any way at all... Which is why I decided to leave blood out of the movie. Maybe I could have made a text chapter about it, but... It's kind of enough text here already, so... I guess you can call that my "outtakes" section.
As for cocks ... Well, although it was supposed to be an example of all the bad things, I tried keeping it as "family friendly" as possible. I was hoping to make a movie which was approved for all audiences, as I have a sneaky suspicion people making the entrys I comment on aren't always 17+. But then I just HAD to add SOME nudity in it, because that IS what people do to "improve the quality" of these movies. To get it as accurate as possible I should probably have added a cock in there too, but it simply was too gross for me to add a cock for no obvious reason. Maybe if there ever is a sequel... (heh, sincerely doubted!)
Thanks for reviewing!
