Not as bad as it's made out to be
I don't know why you basically sledged yourself in your summary over this flash film. Look at it this way, it strides head and shoulders above roughly ninety per cent of the rushjob flashes that clog the portal every day! A clever and superbly humorous transpositional comedy, with a brilliant conversion of classical cast-types into modern celebrities. Dubya as Poseidon! Arnie as Perseus! PURE GOLD! Not to mention fairly highbrow, compared to some of the vapid crap that tries to pass as "plot" in many flash movies. It's nice to know that not all Newgrounds authors are dumbass unsophisticated computer nerds.
The sound quality was erratic, being quite muffled and grainy at times- I could scarcely hear Bush speaking (maybe it's just his Texas hick accent!). The arrangement left a fair bit to be desired- aww, screw it, you threw it together for an assignment! 4/5, and don't be so hard on yourself!