Something about Miniclip games of this era hit different.
This one is a staple of my childhood and is one of the games I think of when I think of flash gaming as a whole. It was a grand ol time then and it's a grand ol time now. To this day it's the only reason the name John Kerry has stuck in my mind, and to my adolescent brain at the time it fucked me up and I thought he was John F. Kennedy for a few years.