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Hatchet Yubizume

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I lost a bet to my boss, so I made him his own game. My honor has been restored!

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What the hell

doesn't make sense but it is kinda fun

Fun take on "how far can you throw ____?" games

But I really must take issue with a couple things... the text you use in the intro/instructions is very "stereotypical CHINESE," not Japanese... I liked the fonts in the title, though. And secondly... what self-respecting yakuza would use a hatchet, eh? You gotta use one of those little knife thingies that match your larger katana. See "Black Rain" for an example.

But all that silly, anal quibbling aside (sorry, I'm a nitpicker by trade)... the game itself is nifty. My best score so far is 304.5190724, obtained after about a dozen attempts that fell short, and then two dozen more attempts that slowly raised it higher than 300. Very good replayability for that reason, increasing your score IS possible even once you've beaten it a few times. I like the twin power meters and the angle selector... felt like playing a golf video game... only with bleeding pinkies.

Anyway, the visuals are quite funny, and the "very good!" voice kinda sometimes sounds like a half-Jewish, half-Asian dude. O_o Trippy fun fun blood-splatter yay yay good times! I'm surprised this isn't over 3.00 in score, NGites love teh finger-chopping violence. I hope to see more games from you in the future. Lose more bets to your boss!

Woo hoo! Make that high score 305.0301278 now... wowza.

That certainly was odd....

Took me a while to get the hang of it, but once I did, I was able to get my honor restored a couple of times ;) Nice first submission. I hope to see more from you.

HAHAH!! YEAH!!

YES!! what a game mate! hehehehe, i've seen people having to do that in the movies, i never imagined someone would make a game out of it! hahah! it was really funny, and easy to play!
one awesome game dude, heh, my best score was 303.2, and that guy on the poster kept saying stuff, hehehe it was soo funny! so well done mate, awesome stuff!
overall score: 8.5/10
(THE THUMB: UP!!!!!)

good one

Author's comments:

I lost a bet to my boss, so I made him his own game. My honor has been restored!

My comments:

Good game.... i guess now you won't bet against your boss again eh? lol.
either way, i liked this one.

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3.53 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 2, 2004
12:19 PM EDT