I had a soda machine shoot cokes at me before lol.

Pretty good!

Nice, It brings back memories of my gram-gram's death, poor gram-gram!!! She was killed by a rogue aquafina machine. It fell on her after some guy had left after kicking it for a while. Anyway, pretty good, 3/5

-Morceau

dr pepper is better.

it was pretty funny but I think coca cola might get mad at you for making their machines look like murderers and stuff. this just goes to show that dr pepper is better. i think you should make another one where the dr pepper machine gives the guy the dr pepper even though he doesn't have the correct change and then he drinks the dr pepper and he says " you make the world taste better!"--just a suggestion...

Always Coca-cola

hahaha man this is funny and yeah could never happen but hell it did to that guy and it was really funny - but it gets repetitive! >=)

that was actually pretty good.

despite the fact that would never happen, this was quite funny.