Death of a Toaster Oven

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This was my second serious flash movie, immediately following Dance of the Penis Enlargement Fairy. I think it's a pretty good improvement over the first. The song I used is Chicane - No Ordinary Morning and if I ever hear it again, I will eviscerate someone. EVEN YOUR MOM.

I guess it goes without saying (but apparently not, because here I am saying it like a retard) that I love my toaster oven. The goddamn thing has Elite printed right on the front. Let me tell you that it lives up to its name. There is nothing that you can name that isn't more delicious after it comes out of a toaster oven.

No seriously, try.

Cookies? You better believe it. Pizza? Oh yeah. Snapping turtles? Probably.

The point is, without my toaster oven, I would probably kill myself, because I mean, a short drop from a rope is much better in my opinion than a slow death by starvation.



Screw the fukin oven i made pizza pop next thing you kno i open my oven and it started to smoke LOL. Stupid cheap oven i dont think im ever going to use one a again in my life!!

.. what can i say it was smilar to my experience

Sorry for crit

Im sorry to say this, but the guy hung himself. You are not granted passage to Heaven if you suicide. Just wanted to clear that up with you. Next time do a little research, other than that the animation was alright.


im not going to pretend to understand you. And im not going to judge you either.

It just so happens ive had the same microwave for 15 years... Im not going to kid myself i know its not going to be around forever..

every day i put a cup of water inside of it and heat it up for 5 minutes in the vain hope that i can wipe it out and make it look like new for just another day.

your movie has effected me emotionally... and i hate you for it...


2 words for u buddy

pure shit

I liked it

I doubt people that hang them selves go to heaven though. Good job keep up the good work.

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2.60 / 5.00

Apr 12, 2004
6:01 PM EDT
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