A window into my youth as a bad programmer. The submission "Madness Rekindled" is actually a half-decent display of programming; take a look at that instead. :P

(Use the punch and use weapon buttons to shoot once you've taken out your guns.)

CONTROLS:
Player 1:
WSAD to move
J to punch, K to use weapons
U to throw/pick up left weapon, I to throw/pick up right weapon
L to bring out both guns forwards, and
O to bring out a gun on either side

Player 2:
Arrow keys to move
Numpad 1 to punch, Numpad 2 to use weapons
Numpad 4 to throw/pick up left weapon, Numpad 5 to throw/pick up right weapon
Numpad 3 to bring out both guns forwards, and
Numpad 6 to bring out a gun on either side