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MJ Secrets

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Jacko comes clean, again.
- Note: I don't care if Jacko is innocent or guilty. This confession is still funny.
- This is an original audio Edit and Mix.
- I read all of the reviews, and it seems that this is split between people who love this type of humor and people who don't. Come on people! Laugh a little! What is life all about if you can't laugh? work. sleep. eat.
- Thanks to the Conan O'Brien staff for developing the original celebrity secrets, where celebrities share their secrets.

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Just as funny as it was 14 years ago, but where is the other one you made called MJ Interview???

ummmmmmmmm............this sorta sucks bleeep and I don't like the bleeeping audience laugh track--laughing at bad things so yeah go suck some(booop).....and Michael would NEVER do anything like that you bleeep! it made me laugh a tiny bit but i still think its offensive especially the Jesus part where Michael "said" how Jesus told him to (ugh) children. sooooo...oooo.....oooo GET YO ACT STRAIGHT!

Well dubbed! This is really great!

" I fucked miny miny miny children" and "I have a tree that I have at Neverland that I call my "giving tree" I fucked miny childrens up there"