WARNING!
If you feel offended by constantly horrible looping sounds or diagonal movements, then don't play this game. I will not be held responsible for any brain damage, psychic disortions or misdirections.

WARNING 2!
The game can be laggy when too many programs are active. Make sure the CPU doesn't reach 100%, or else the game may screw up with the sounds. You can check it in Windows XP by pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL. In the icon tray there should be a green meter. When it's fully light-green, close some apps. Lowering the graphics details probably have no use.

NOTE:
This is not a rip-off, if it looks like one. This game was inspired by a TI-83 game, with a diagonal movement added. That's all. Also, the sprites used are made with Charas.

This game has been several times uploaded, re-uploaded and quadriple posted on Charas-Project forums. First of all, I want you to understand that I only made Alex walk vertical or diagonal because else it would be too easy. Also, I didn't have any patience to take the sprites for left and right walking. Also, the game gets more difficult the higher your score is.

I made this game because I was bored, and made it at 12 am. I continued till 3 am. I then took a sleep and made some adjustments and changed the name from a gay name to an even gayer name. Also, I personally think the song was gay aswell. But I hate silences in games. A game needs a song.

The goal: don't get hit by the clones of me (and no, not Elvis Presley, though I'm a big fan of him), while posting bills. I kept the posting bills in, because I too late found out that you PAY bills, not post them. Oh well. Never mind about that.

I know the Game Over screen is crappy, almost shit, but I will make a new version, which will probably only be seen on Charas. This because of the usage of PHP.

The game was inspired by several events that happened on Charas-Project.net, like the money problems. I'm also planning on making a game inspired by the bitmap overflow on Charas. Because bitmaps are evil.

Anyways, enjoy...

PS: Maybe this will be my last submission of Charas-games here. I bet most of you think the Charas sprites look like rip-offs from other games. I only need to know if you are Charas worthy, and maybe perhapse even Zaanime worthy, my full bodied comic, that later will get a short movie.