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Here is another Mad Lib about holidays in general, arranged in the form of a thank-you note. Bear with the fact that the input boxes are slightly delayed in their display -- play the game and you'll see what we mean.

UPDATE 9/19/04 - Changed the music to shrink the filesize, but still can't seem to fix the input boxes. Sorry.

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Thank you for inviting us all over for Hanukkah. I loved the smelly children you served; you always make it so tired. I guess Uncle Sebastian was really slow, since he pulled in the baby hearts! Thank you also for the dismembered dogs. I heard Charles Manson uses that kind. Fuck! My sister loved the brown panties you gave her; she's going to run it at the shooting next week. I'm sorry Nathaniel and I broke your chair. We were killing in the kitchen when it suddenly went 'KABOOM'! We will pay you to have it fixed by scrubbing your cat. I can't wait to see you next year at Thanksgiving!



Thank you for inviting us all over for Easter . I loved the Fucking gorgeous Easter egg you served; you always make it so Delicious. I guess Uncle Alucard was really Sexy, since he Walked in the Cotton Candy!
Thank you also for the lump of shit. I heard Jacksepticeye uses that kind. Holy Fuck Nuggets!! My sister loved the Brown Bra you gave her; she's going to kiss it at the GCSEs next week.
I'm sorry Rachel and I broke your Bed. We were Fucking in the Bedroom when it suddenly went 'BOOM!'! We will pay you to have it fixed by Cleaning your Child. I can't wait to see you next year at Christmas!
Love Nicholas Cage



Dear great aunt cunt,
Thank you for inviting us all over for 9/11. I loved the horrifying gonorrhea gyro you served you always make it so horrible you putrid fucking cunt. I guess Uncle Charles Manson the kitten rapist was really satanic because he jizzed in the vagina turkey! Thank you also for a goddamn used condom. I heard obama uses that kind. HOLY COW TITS!! My sister loved the black bondage suit you gave her ; she's going to be gangbanged in it at the blood orgy next week. I'm sorry cow herpes and I busted you fucking head open. We were fucking Kate upton in the sex dungeon when it suddenly went KAMOTHERFUCKINGBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! We will pay to have it fixed by gangbanging a dead deer and putting the footage on pornhub. I cant wait to see you next year on 420! Sincerely,Me!
ps.It took me like 20 minutes to type that cuz I was laughing so hard.
This is a pretty kickass game cuz u get to share your stuff with other ppl.



Dear Great-Aunt Sakura,Thank you for inviting us all over for Easter. I loved the horny gay steak you served; you always make it so ticklish. I guess Uncle Billy was really faggoty, since he fucked in the homosexual jerky!

Thank you also for the dildo. I heard Masashi Kishimoto uses that kind. FUCK! My sister loved the yellow thong you gave her; she's going to tickle it at the Fuck day next week.

I'm sorry Brook and I broke your shit chair. We were fucking babies in the tickle torture room when it suddenly went 'BOOM'! We will pay you to have it fixed by Shitting your faggot. I can't wait to see you next year at Christmas!



Boy oh boy do I love madlibs!

Dear Great-Aunt Deep throat girl from the 70's,

Thank you for inviting us all over for $0.99 margarita night. I loved the Wet and Convulsing Sautéed reindeer with Slippery nipple sauce you served; you always make it so Soulless and Empty. I guess Uncle Ed Earl was really characteristic, since he Assonated in the Candied yams!

Thank you also for the coupon for a coat hanger abortion from the "Back alley MD's". I heard MYSELF!!!!!LOLz uses that kind. Mother Fucking Spooge On A Whole Grain BLT Sandwich!! My sister loved the Off-white, the color of dried spooge, Bouncing socks you gave her; she's going to Orgasmic it at the School shootings next week.

I'm sorry 4 year old Hideki Yagami and I broke your Ceiling fan . We were Having deviant orgiastic parties with my three female siblings and the family dog in the Living room, under the Christmas tree when it suddenly went "SCRONK!!!!"'! We will pay you to have it fixed by Drying the dishes with my body hair your oil. I can't wait to see you next year at Fourth of July- the only holiday that doesn't revolve around gorging ourselves or Jesus!

Love, Mrs. Big BOObs


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