Dear Great-Aunt Christa,
Thank you for inviting us all over for Halloween. I loved the Stupid Ham you served; you always make it so Fatt. I guess Uncle Omid was Puking Thank you also for the SHIT. I heard AL GORE uses that kind. CRAP!! My sister loved the White Suit you gave her; she's going to run it at the Prom next week.s really Gay, since he DEADED in the CANDY CORN! I'm sorry Kaleb and I broke your Sofa. We were FUCKING in the The Hospital when it suddenly went 'BOOM!'! We will pay you to have it fixed by FUCKING your A Depressed Woman. I can't wait to see you next year at THANKSGIVING!