Long John Beamer

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Phallic Moose's Adventures Through Time brings you an in depth look at the famed pirate, Long John Beamer. The animation isn't fantastic, but it's the first cartoon ever produced by Phallic Moose.

EDIT: It seems the sound quality has gone strange. Please disregard...

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Well that was interesting


as they say in my country. "it was chucklish" thats it. it gave a few chuckles. but no laughs. i couldnt here some of the dialouge though so i think i missed a few of the jokes.


Well, nice use of music, I like the vintage feel if leaves you with. The animation needs some work, I do not mind the lack of synching so much as the look o fthe characters. Nice looking moon scene, pretty funny. We need more pirate flash! Nice little comedy bit, funny little thing. Good work, this series can only get better.


Keep It Up!!

Seeing That This Was Your First Good Try At The Flash, It Gets My Vote!! Lets See What You Have In Store For Us Next Time. :P

- Jam :P


It was ok... It had some ok parts, but others just plain stunk. Graphic wise, you were very basic. At least its not stick figures! Ill give you a 7 for a good effort my man!

(P.S The volume of the song in beginning kinda covers up the voice, maybe you could fix?)

PhallicMoose responds:

Yeah, I didn't realise I uploaded the wrong one. Heh. As for the graphics, that was the first cartoon I ever did in Flash so try to judge too harshly.

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3.19 / 5.00

Oct 23, 2003
4:17 PM EDT
Comedy - Original