Like the Satire of a thosand screaming babies....
And the babies have shat themselves and swallowed their tounges so they lie there, gagging and turning purple, not long for their short lives, and they all do this simutaneosly. Homestar runner lives on in the stomachs of these babies after their thousand deaths and festers like a room full of maggots feasting and wriggling in the decaying flesh of soft, innocent baby carcasses...In other words valiant effort in satarizing Homestar runner but Homestar runner is a plague that cannot be stopped. Accept it...Sewiously.