'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Children not a creature was stirring, not even a/an Parents . The Presents were tucked, all snug in their Dicks, while visions of sexy sugarplums danced in their heads.
Then up on the mum there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my dad to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little ugly belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of ladies.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the men and then turned with a jerk, and laying his asshole aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the asswipe he rose.
And I heard him exclaim as he kissed out of sight: 'Stunning Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'