'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the cart not a creature was stirring, not even a/an sweet. The balls were tucked, all snug in their cats, while visions of nervous sugarplums danced in their heads. Then up on the dog there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my jesus christ to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little bouncy belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of pools. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the malls and then turned with a jerk, and laying his bottle aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the bell he rose. And I heard him exclaim as he sucked out of sight: 'Kind Christmas to alll, and to all a good night!'
It's Mad Libs alright!

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Children not a creature was stirring, not even a/an Parents . The Presents were tucked, all snug in their Dicks, while visions of sexy sugarplums danced in their heads.
Then up on the mum there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my dad to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little ugly belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of ladies.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the men and then turned with a jerk, and laying his asshole aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the asswipe he rose.
And I heard him exclaim as he kissed out of sight: 'Stunning Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'

Oh I think I remember this one from years back

Twas the night before christmas and all through the shirt not a creature was stirring not even a stapler

The butts were tucked all snug in their bitches while visions of quickly sugar plums danced

Then up on the 3DS there rose a clatter I sprnag from my cart to see what was the matter it was St Nick with his slow belly that shook when when he laughed like abowl full of shit

How I love these things

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the big black rubber dick not a creature was stirring, not even a/an shiny fox foot. The testicals were tucked, all snug in their Candle lit giggly breasts, while visions of Pink and shiny sugarplums danced in their heads.

Then up on the tooth there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my toe nail to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little yellowish-green belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of wet paper bag of bladders.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the discarded coffee cups and then turned with a jerk, and laying his medical waste aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the penis he rose.

And I heard him exclaim as he projectile vomited out of sight: 'Fucktastic fucking Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'

mine went

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Moon not a creature was stirring, not even a/an Luke. The shits were tucked, all snug in their pornstars, while visions of stupid sugarplums danced in their heads.Then up on the bitch there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my dick to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little ugly belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of faggots.He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the bitches and then turned with a jerk, and laying his ass aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the acorn he rose.He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the bitches and then turned with a jerk, and laying his ass aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the acorn he rose.And I heard him exclaim as he fucked out of sight: 'Retarded Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'