I hate you.
You are the worst bag of crap I've ever had the misfortune of stumbling upon on this site. I've seen some HORRIBLE shit, but fuck, you suck on the massive donkey extremity as far as life goes. Your inability to understand the most user-friendly animation engine on the planet makes you a great prospective victim of suicide... or homocide... someone might shank you for being so bad at life.
This has no artistic or comedic properties in any way. Why do you bother to get out of bed in the morning? You should just lie there and starve to death!