No thanks.

Why should we base our scoring of this on what you're planning?
The voice quality could have been greatly improved by not breathing all over the mic.

im not a flash artist

im not a flash artist(planning to be) but i can still review it. i give it a 5 in humor because it was so hideous it was pretty funny but seriously you could've at least TRIED.

What the fuck?!

First of all, if you've spent 10 fucking minutes on this crap (more like an hour, but fine) why submit it? You're wasting someone's server space on this crap! Secondly, buy a better microphone. Sounded a bit like what comes out when I use mine, and mine is and eight-year old cheap-o microphone. Next, I saw you reply to someone's review saying how 'he shouldn't criticise your works if he isn't a flash artist'. (as far as I care, (my opinion, I'm entitled to one) neither are you, (or most 'modern artists') because artists actually make art, not steaming crap, cleverly (or not so cleverly) disguised as art. That's why they're called ARTists) Either this is a pathetic excuse to escape the painful truth that you simply suck at flash, or you lack social skills and like to discriminate and keep out(yes, discriminapasses racial tion boundaries, check a dictionary) people from your self-proclaimed loner-cult (I dare to bet that there aren't more than 10 persons on this entire site that think that only fellow artists should criticise 'em, because the entire mindset behind it is born out of ignorance and sheer stupidity) so you can pretend to actually be someone important, because you're in an one-man crew. Lastly, and concludingly, I think I'm speaking for everyone with a sane mind here: get your stupid fucktard crap outta Newgrounds.

JESUS!

that majorly sucked but... you can't spell?! Knoledge?! What the f*** is that?! Learn to spell.

BLAM THIS!

horrible it doesnt even deserve a 1. dont even bother redoing it.