ZOINKS! You have been accepted at Sir Screech's school of Azure Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 6.9 sextillion-headed komodo dragon named Alex who will show you around the campus, clean your graffiti, and scratch your left arm.
Before school begins in January, you will need to go to Kyrgyzstan. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling Godzilla and Simple Ingesting Spells classes.
Your lab partner will be Cher. She's an expert at conjuring fire ant-flavored scooby snack out of penises of gryffin, so we're sure you'll get along well.
We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical Miasma Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Tom Hanks. We anticipate seeing you at Easter!
Sincerely, Pickle Rick School of Assassin