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Mad Libs 2

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This is the second Mad Lib in a series.
I made this one about sorcery and wizardry (for all you Harry Potter fans)!

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Dear Listen here, Fucker assface! You have been accepted at Sir AH SHIT's school of awesomer Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 42069-headed Wyvern named Asshole Teacher who will show you around the campus, clean your shit, and scratch your ass. Before school begins in Spooktember, you will need to go to pee. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling Godzilla and Simple Shiting Spells classes. Your lab partner will be Mariah Carey. She's an expert at conjuring june bug bitch-flavored Pocky out of assholes of Dragon, so we're sure you'll get along well. We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical Skunk Spray Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, stupidface. We anticipate seeing you at Spooktember! Sincerely, Sans School of CEO

"ASS! You have been accepted at Sir KABOOM's school of emerald Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 9000-headed dinosaur named Jeffery who will show you around the campus, clean your toilet, and scratch your penis.
Before school begins in January, you will need to go to Pakistan. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling Godzilla and Simple Lazering Spells classes.
Your lab partner will be Amy Lee. She's an expert at conjuring bug-flavored a type of snack out of lungs of wendigo, so we're sure you'll get along well.
We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical Shit Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Matt Smith. We anticipate seeing you at Christmas!
Sincerely, Donald Duck
School of Firefighter"

gfg

Your lab partner will be Nickie Minaj. She's an expert at conjuring spider-flavored dick cheese out of balls of your mother, so we're sure you'll get along well.

I'm fucking done.

ASS! You have been accepted at Sir FUCK's school of SHITTY Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 69-headed Dick named Bitch who will show you around the campus, clean your Piece of shit, and scratch your Dick.

I hate the gay's school
Like, there are MANY gays
(smug joke lol suck it)