Link wakes up one day to see Zeldas stalker bird in his window meanwhile his rival hides his bird so he cant become a knight. Link frees his bird and wins the wing ceremony which he and Zelda celebrate some very sexy flying until she gets captured in a shit tornado (yes a tornado of shit). Link wakes and finds Zeldas missing. later that night Fi Finds him and leads him To the goddess sword which is fairly weak. He consults with a bunch of people and goes to The 3 great provinces we all know and love to search for Zelda. Blah Blah Blah, When he finally finds her she gets transported to another time. Theres alot of running around and you have to fight this transexual with a freaky tongue (Girahim) and his horde of hideous (But kinda cute) Bokoblin. You travel through time creating a bunch of paradoxes Meanwhile Zelda turns out to be the goddess er'bodies making a big stink about So you go get the triforce (in this long and repeative quest) to protect her. Once she is safe though and everything is all happy the crazy tranny comes and takes Zelda back in time to revive this Demon god who looks like a gorilla. You follow him and fight the demon god. Once he s defeated he starts ranting about setting Ganondorf on the world and Zelda says she wants to live on the surface killing the moment and forcing you to join Hero mode. THE END!

you took that from TGWTG

what the funny

almost a ten almost
he mostly steals zelda at night mostly

Zelda has been captured.....again. Haha never gets old. Nice job. Also i cracked up at the "today i was going to let you-" haha the Legend of Friendzone