Fantastic

This is by far, BY FAR the funniest chapter yet. There were at least four separate occasions in which I rofl'ed extremely hard. 'Too blessed for my shirt' was the best of all; it absolutely killed me.

Do you, per chance, remember the review I made for chapter 8 last year? All the whiney complaints I expressed about the repetitiveness and using the same jokes all the time? None of that is in this one; it's all awesome.

I can't tell you how cool it is to know of other people who are into dark, gross-out comedy AND know a lot about the Bible. I thought I was the only one.

May the Lord bless thee with great fortune and ad revenue; may thou be able to keep going with this show all the way into the book of Revelation. Even if it takes fifty years, I'll wait.

Awesome.

It actually says that? The dude said that god gave him the meat and yet god still got tricked?

more more more!!!

i love how God was like OKAY he's blessed!" and "Iunno I don't get it either o.O" (BUT YOU"RE GOD!!! flails*)

the making out part was just o.O

Don't stop making these

Oh my god this is wrong and you're going to hell but I thought it was funny anyway... is what everybody else has said so far, which they wouldn't have had you mocked any other religion besides theirs. The majority of people in the world are self centered morons. Sad isn't it? I for one will say thank you for making this 100% truthfully honest realistic rendition of the kinds of events that made up today's religions that people devote their lives to. The bible is legit because god says so according to the bible that says god exists. Paradox much??

Haha-Haha!

My father (who is extemly religious) laughed at this, until they started making out.. then he got pissed.. :(